Monthly Archives: March 2011

MILK FROM MUTANT COW/JAL FLIGHT ATTENDANT, FOUND IN WASHINGTON STATE!!!

The end times are nigh. A progressive Seattle mayor has been polled with negative approval numbers (if you count the 39% of brain dead moderates and independents rating his performance “only fair” as negative), and now…this.

Ok…that second article doesn’t actually mention mutant cows…or flight attendants… but c’mon, read between the lines. Last I heard Spokane Guernsey’s in their milking prime aren’t jetting back and forth to the land of the rising sun. And don’t you believe that hokum about low levels being harmless. It’s not like radioactivity just shows up in our food supplies all natural like.

Good luck everybody! I’m packing a go-bag and heading for the bunker where I’ve squirreled away a supply of fine bourbons, single malts and cigarettes, along with a few years worth of delicious cholesterol rich, salt cured, dehydrated beef and pork products to tide me over until it is determined that our milk is again safe enough to consume. So long suckers! See you on the other side!

“We’ve got them on the run!”

“Just then they came in sight of thirty or forty windmills that rise from that plain. And no sooner did Don Quixote see them that he said to his squire, “Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished. Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. With their spoils we shall begin to be rich for this is a righteous war and the removal of so foul a brood from off the face of the earth is a service God will bless.”

“What giants?” asked Sancho Panza.

“Those you see over there,” replied his master, “with their long arms. Some of them have arms well nigh two leagues in length.”

“Take care, sir,” cried Sancho. “Those over there are not giants but windmills. Those things that seem to be their arms are sails which, when they are whirled around by the wind, turn the millstone.”

As I sit at my computer daydreaming, and reading reassuring tales of the crumbling decrepitude of leftism, and the coming conservative/libertarian renaissance, it almost seems believable. In my dream I and thousands of others are advancing to high ground. As I reach the summit and turn to shout encouragement to those who follow, instead of people I see windmills. As far as the eye can see, Post-modern windmills.

Via Gerard, Mencius Moldbug from 2008.

“As for conservatives and mainstream libertarians: forget it. You’ve lost. You’re in roughly the same position as a Southern segregationist in 1968. History may or may not vindicate your cause, but it has determined your chance of victory, which is zero. If you have a life, go live it. If not, now is probably a good time to get one…

The entire proposition of post-1945 American democratic conservatism, including its runt cousin libertarianism, was predicated on the lingering cultural memory of a pre-New Deal America. Americans actually did vote to do away with the New Deal, once, sort of, in 1980. But somehow it didn’t quite happen. And that was a generation ago.”

My impulse is simply to live and let live. I honestly don’t know how a fight can be won against those whose nature relentlessly demand they rule. But I will fight, in word for now. In deed if need be. Although every instinct I possess tells me that I am hopelessly outnumbered, to go underground, to go live life.

I hope to be viewed by those close to me as merely a romantic fool, battling for noble lost causes, although I fear our age has become too course for such philosophical nuance. The family right-wing crank? Probably the best I can hope for.

 

Trump’s running for President!

Oh…that Trump. Never mind.

“Consumers agree – It’s a good time to buy real estate”

Well…I’m glad that consumers are so optimistic. The “house-flippers” must be gearing up for another run of home improvement riches, reality TV style. As for me, I’m thinking of reproducing the above graphic on my business cards to serve as a reminder to please be careful. Sales are picking up to be sure, what with springtime here and more and more short sales and bank owned properties hitting the market, but “a good time to buy”? If you’re in it for the long haul sure. Or if you live in Maine. Otherwise find a nice rental for a while and save your money.

Yeah…I’m still schlepping houses. What… Did you think I was going to open a dogfarm or something?

Lush

When rain falls to our man-made world of asphalt and concrete, entry is refused. Hitting the ground hard it rises noisily in surprise, defying gravity for a moment before returning to an earth that will not take it in. And the rain dies.

Not far from this world, is another. Where the rain hits the ground hard but silently. Where after a long free-fall it is gathered and embraced. Where the rain is home, the forest lives.

The Dosewallips River valley. March 20, 2011.

Click on pictures to expand.

Michael? You just put your penis right back there in the junk drawer before you hurt yourself with it.

This kind of thing is why I refuse to fully join the world of social networking.

“Anti-war filmmaker Michael Moore tore into President Obama for taking military action in Libya on Saturday.

Moore, a frequent critic of President Bush for launching the Iraq War, unleashed a string of tweets comparing the U.S. military’s mission in Libya to Iraq and Afghanistan…”

I am all for unleashing a string of profanities, or of left-right combination’s. I might even be seen releasing a string of double entendre’ and sexual innuendo on the pages of this blog. My honor and self-respect however, prohibit me from ever “unleashing” a string of tweets. Grow a pair fella’.

“Besides too late…what should we call it.”

Operation Odyssey Dawn??


Wasn’t that the name of the chick who fronted The Fifth Dimension or one of the Supreme’s or something? If they have to name these things I would prefer something along the lines of “Velvet Hammer” or “Operation Silent ViceGrip”.

I’m ready and able whenever you need me USofA.

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

Stole from Velociman who stold it from Paul.

As my mother reads this site, the previous post does not necessarily reflect the views of management.

Sorry about that last post. The sentiment in it applies equally to things thought funny while well into a bottle of Bourbon in the wee hours, and reevaluation in the morning.

“Now go away, before I taunt you once again.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m really enjoying watching the French squirm while waiting for Obama to lead and make a decision on what should be done regarding Libya. For decades we have subsidized the life of leisure they expect as their due and in return they undercut us, stab us in the back, make condescending fun of our “cowboy” citizenry, and generally act like duplicitous assholes whenever we attempt to enlist their help in any foreign policy endeavor whatsoever in which their cooperation might help smooth the road a bit. As much fun as I am having observing the French expect decisiveness from Obama, and in watching him disappoint, I think that he is mostly doing the right thing in doing nothing here. Last I checked we in the US don’t get much in the way of oil from Libya while the French do. If they want to protect their source of oil maybe they ought to employ some of their always on strike public workers into shouldering a rifle to ensure a steady flow instead of relying on us cretinous Americans. I don’t believe for a second however that this inaction is some sort of a deliberate strategic stalling plan by Obama until the “proper” coalition can be formed. The indecisive public buffoonery and attempts to see every issue from each 360 degree point on the compass, when a clear call for action or an equally clear one for non-action is a minimum requirement, becomes more ridiculous with each passing hour. As his fecklessness seems to be working in our favor at the moment however it is my opinion that this, although purely accidental, represents his finest moment as President so far.

When the French President asks “Please! What do you intend to do about all of this?” just furrow your brow thoughtfully, cast your eyes slightly toward the heavens and jut your chin as we here in America have grown so accustomed to seeing just before you bleat some empty platitude, and then say “I don’t know…What do you guys want to do.” THAT my friends, is American soft power in action! We let the French twist in the wind, and the US looks ineffectual and impotent. Win-Win for both conservatives and progressives!

If at the end of the day the French manage to convince Obama into some sort of a multi-national, multi-cultural, quasi-military, man, woman, gay, straight invasionary force to topple the Libyan strong man, Kadaffi, trained in the ruthless ways of French warfare may have only one option left in preserving his rule. I shudder to contemplate it.

Update: Reader Gray comes up with the perfect slogan should the French succeed in coercing Obama to intervene in Libya on their behalf.

“WAR FOR NO OIL”

I can’t wait to see the left break out the giant Obama and Hilary paper mache heads.