MILK FROM MUTANT COW/JAL FLIGHT ATTENDANT, FOUND IN WASHINGTON STATE!!!

The end times are nigh. A progressive Seattle mayor has been polled with negative approval numbers (if you count the 39% of brain dead moderates and independents rating his performance “only fair” as negative), and now…this.

Ok…that second article doesn’t actually mention mutant cows…or flight attendants… but c’mon, read between the lines. Last I heard Spokane Guernsey’s in their milking prime aren’t jetting back and forth to the land of the rising sun. And don’t you believe that hokum about low levels being harmless. It’s not like radioactivity just shows up in our food supplies all natural like.

Good luck everybody! I’m packing a go-bag and heading for the bunker where I’ve squirreled away a supply of fine bourbons, single malts and cigarettes, along with a few years worth of delicious cholesterol rich, salt cured, dehydrated beef and pork products to tide me over until it is determined that our milk is again safe enough to consume. So long suckers! See you on the other side!

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4 responses to “MILK FROM MUTANT COW/JAL FLIGHT ATTENDANT, FOUND IN WASHINGTON STATE!!!

  1. I love spicy pork rinds and bawdy jokes. Furry’s…not so much. If you dress like an animal, you should be hunted like one.

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