I Just finished watching Anthony Weiner finally come clean on what every person of the male persuasion (with the predictable exceptions of Andy Sullivan and Charles Johnson) suspected from day one. The Congressman is proud of his unit and is very much interested in sharing this pride with younger women. Why this was not immediately apparent to everyone, even Andy and Charles, is a mystery. Additionally, there is no surprise that he held out on telling the truth until inescapably cornered, and then sobbed shamefully for forgiveness when finally caught. This is a time honored tradition among men whenever the little head attempts to perform the functions of reason and logic better suited to the bigger one. In the end, Weiner is guilty only of what anyone who has witnessed him debate an issue on the house floor, or has been on the receiving end of a cheating male spouse’s regretful Mea Culpa knew all along. We men, all of us, are douchebags. Lucky for us there’s no law against that. Yet.
I find it odd that since right around the year 1919, there have been incrementally increased electoral rewards for shrewd, attractive, lying, conniving male charismatics. I think I have found an explanation.
Men…memorize the above videos and use, in the correct context, when necessary.