A Bedtime Story for Boys

ONCE UPON A TIME a Prince asked a beautiful Princess will you marry me? The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin’ cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ….. THE END

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4 responses to “A Bedtime Story for Boys

  1. I triple dog dare you to tell your ravenously hungry, gourmet pizza and strawberry eating son that story. In front of his mother.

  2. Whoa. Feeling the constraints of middle age, marriage, and monogamy, are we? Or just eating those mushrooms?

  3. That would be foolish Jewel and I’m no fool. I’ll tell him while we’re fishing.

    I’m a very happily married fella’ Al. Really….I swear I am. Can’t say I’m particularly happy about middle age however.

  4. Man you were really bored..lol..no offense taken actually I think lots of men hallucinate with this story you just told it for those who wouldn’t dare.

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