Honey!! Where The F*** Did You Put My Potassium Iodine Tablets!!

Quote of the day from the side bar @ American Digest via View From the Porch.

“Remember back in ’50s and early ’60s, when we set off something like 900 atomic bombs in Nevada? And how we just let the fallout blow wherever and it landed all over the eastern US? And how it wiped out life as we know it and all that was left from Colorado to the Atlantic were six-legged rats battling two-headed cockroaches in the glowing ruins?

Yeah. Exactly. So shut up with the panic already.”

Looks like Charlie Sheen can relax. He can now bang hookers and “WIN” without fear of judgement by the rest of us as he is officially yesterdays news. I hear his publicist is suing Gaia.

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5 responses to “Honey!! Where The F*** Did You Put My Potassium Iodine Tablets!!

  1. No shit! In Austin?

    As I am on the west coast and directly in the path of the mutant producing toxic cloud, when it passes over I am going to stand on the roof and expose a certain genetically atrophied body part in the hopes of “enlargement”…if you know what I mean. Hope the neighbors don’t take it the wrong way.

  2. Nah. Unfortunately I hear that with many radiologically produced enhancements, certain side effects are common. Such as oozing sores and a tendency for the member in question to suddenly drop off. A small price to feel like a MAN again, but there probably aren’t any career opportunities inherent.

  3. Your wife might not appreciate the long term effects of this risky science project, Mark.

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