Mother of all spambots

Years ago at my place of employment, a lunatic dressed in ragged camo fatigues would show up like clock work at 3:00 PM every weekday and deliver a magnificently incoherent manifesto to the telephone pole out front . Turns out he’s a commenter on this blog.

“I’ve always notion it would be high-minded to accept those water show off shoes in the service of when I do open-air sports such as canoeing and dragon boating. These determined sports shoes pamper to water outside sports in specific because of the water neighbourly mundane it is made of. When I harmonize canoeing, I in use accustomed to to either communicate with with my overt feet or slippers, but was always having problems with both. Being bare-ass footed meant that I sway away burn by any debris that may share when I slog on the sand or in the branch water while getting in or gone from of my canoe. When I wear slippers, occasionally it as a matter of fact gets in the road when my feet sink in the slime during low tide. It was when my slipper got stuck when I knew I had to after an out of doors sports sport shoes. I unmistakable to deliberate on of it as a great investment as it would agency more safely a improved and cleaner feet. I don’t recollect why I didn’t over of getting such show off shoes in the first place. I imagine it was because my idea of show off shoes was often in requital for running, and not for other outside sports.

So when I old saying the Five Fingers Out of doors sport Shoes on, I was really unfaltering I wanted it. Not only can I get a great tandem of alfresco shoes in the service of my water sports, I can bear a fivefingers entire! Not sure why they ring up it fivefingers in spite of, since in point of fact the distraction shoes is in the shape of your five toes. This enables a better dominion on where you walk, which is firstly brilliant for walking on the seaside and shelf waters. I’ve forever been a adherent of “fivefingers” or toe socks, so this green out of doors shoes of repository is making me more earnest with my weekend outdoor sports endeavor. safe made me a delighted camper this notwithstanding, letting me own this great doublet of sport shoes just when I needed it. I’ve bought other lifestyle gadgets from but this is the before someday I bought enjoyment shoes from any online shopping site. I continually thought it best to have a stab on any shoes, be it pleasure shoes, leather shoes, slippers, etc. or else you won’t know whether it’s a colossal fit. Extent, I couldn’t as a matter of fact discover wares deuterium oxide outdoor sports divertissement shoes, so this find has categorically enhanced my shopping happening, or my online shopping as a whole.

Now when I blend with seeking my weekly canoeing or dragon boating, my teammates are all incredibly amused before my fivefingers flaunt shoes, and gawp at them for some time. I guess the toe-shaped display shoes makes it look like a web of some subgenus, but it’s not like I can swim in these fivefingers shoes. I’m finding the alfresco sports shoes very comfortable, and although I cannot beat it with it as I would with typical management distraction shoes, at least I can walk along the pontoon or bank zone in comfort, contrastive with when I utilized to walk barefooted. My feet tempered to to hurt or get scorched from the red-hot teach, but not with these fivefingers mockery tease shoes I don’t. Win a look at the pictures to undertake how the fivefingers out of doors sports lark shoes look like from the top and bottom.”

Truly inspiring gibberish. Auto-generated poetry of the highest order. Where does this shit come from…and why?


17 responses to “Mother of all spambots

  1. I have the same commentators, too!
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  3. You’re a sick woman Jewel 🙂

  4. Dude, I got the exact same one yesterday.

  5. I don’t have any idea what “fivefingers out of doors sports lark shoes” are, but I want me a pair!

  6. It appears that someone has developed a comment-bot spammer that has an algorithm based on using particular parts of speech at specific points in random sentences, as a way to embed links into blog comments.

    This way, they are close enough to valid grammar that they can hope to bypass certain Bayesian or other smart filtering, but still not require an actual person to sit and do all the commenting.

    Based on some of the word associations, I think they may be using hits from a search engine as a way to link to actual things that people are looking for, and to get the words that are inserted into the generated sentences. Then they search for blog entries with keywords that seem related.

    Clearly, it’s a very inexact science at this point. 🙂

    Except for the poor grammar, it kinda reminds me of the old complaint generator web site:

    Complaint letter about Westsound Modern

  7. They only target certain posts of mine, and no others. They never see the light of day and are captured quickly in the spam mulcher.

  8. It’s called schizophrenia. (and no that’s not a wiseass remark)

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