The video below contains very disturbing images. Please, I beg you…do not hit play if you value your sanity. What follows will enter your subconscious like an earworm and inevitably result in suicide or the commission of mass murder by anyone foolish enough to watch past the ten second mark. It’s too late for me, thanks to Jewel, but please, save yourselves.
DO NOT PROCEED BEYOND THIS POINT:
Well, I tried. Let the innocent victims of your future madness be on your conscience.
If this is the sort of thing that Republicans plan on offering us this November, I’m going Ted Kaczynski.