Traditionally, commencement speeches are meant to convey a sense of beginning and of optimism to the graduates in attendance.
The Goreacle let’s the University of Tennessee class of 2010 know that we’re all doomed.
The poor man has snapped his cap.
Rumor has it Al cashed in on offsets when the graduating class reduced their carbon footprint substantially by committing mass suicide following commencement, but I can’t confirm this.
H/T Fausta’s Blog