Since my early teen years, after discovering a Playboy magazine in Dad’s bedside bureau, I have enjoyed the benefits of “Dynamic Inertia”. Practiced alone or with others, “Dynamic Inertia” soon became a regular routine. I had heard during my short stint at a Catholic parochial school prior to this discovery that excessive use of “Dynamic Inertia” can cause hairy palms or blindness, but I am happy to report that my sight is still clear and the south side of my hands remain as bald as Yul Brenner’s scalp.
Thank you Shake Weight!…thy name is subtlety.
H/T to Autumn People for this…uh…excersise device.