Apply liberally to affected area, three times daily:

Vanderleun is reminiscing on his mis-spent youth (if only I had been born 10 years sooner). crab monsters

I have nothing to add but this graphic.

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8 responses to “Apply liberally to affected area, three times daily:

  1. A finetoothed comb, a quarter cup of gasoline (from the new safe container) , one match, you’re done.

    Plus you get the equivalent of a full Brazilian for free.

    What’s the problem?

  2. I’ve heard that works.
    My ancestry is Portugese so thanks for the tip on the Brazilian.

  3. Unfortunately my grandfathers dark Mediterranian harryness missed my end of the gene pool. I ended up with the reddish hair and fair skin of my fathers Scots-Irish roots.
    Good thing my wife’s favorite color is purple…if ya know what I mean.

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