GM is officially broke:

The future of the American automobile industry from a prescient December 2008 post at Iowahawk.

In the past, GM had cars with names that you could build a personality around.

  • Camaro
  • ElCamino
  • Corvette Stingray
  • Roadmaster
  • Rocket 88
  • Chieftain

I have some ideas for the new “safe and sane” models now that our government is in control.

  • Chevy Sus-Stain
  • Buick Neuter STD
  • Oldsmobile Respons-i-bile

What have you got?


2 responses to “GM is officially broke:

  1. The Cadillac “Subservient”

    The Buick “Whimper”

    The Oldsmobile “O-mobile”

    The Chevy “Cringe”

    The Pontiac “Pussy”

  2. The Pontiac BHO, the newer “muscle car” version of the 1960’s GTO

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