A quick reader poll based on a true story. You are invited to an acquaintance’s wedding and upon arriving you notice that everyone is removing their clothes at the door as no one informed you that it was a Pagan ceremony.
A. Leave your clothes on thus making a spectacle of yourself.
B. Nonchalantly sidle out of the church then run in terror.
C. Remove your clothes, grab a seat and help yourself to punch & cookies. Hoping that your lack of cover won’t be a hindrance in hitting on drunk bridesmaids at the reception.